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Spiderman set to battle recession

I feel a whole lot better about the economy knowing this.

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This is an actual conversation between people I know

Person One: “And there was a couple in the pub last night. They were clearly in love–very touchy-feely. I think they were having an affair.”

Person Two: “You’re so cynical. Why can’t you hold hands if you’re in a serious relationship?”

Person One: “They were holding breasts, not hands.”

Person Two: “Well, maybe the woman wasn’t new, but her breasts were.”

 

Yep. I know some pretty fabulous people. Also, when I was on the train today, I saw two and a half life-sized giraffes made out of twigs.

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Not quite as cool as Batman

I love how they refer to both Obama and Spiderman as historic figures. In the same sentence.

Also, how cool would it be to be written into a series you love? The prospect of me turning up in a Sandman comic is almost enough to make me want to run for office.

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There are lies…

…damn lies, and memoirs (also known as expensive lies).

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Things a Lit Professor probably shouldn’t say

“Some of Shakespeare is shit.”

And yes, one of my professors said this today. After we watched a horror movie. Based on a book by Stephen King.

Hell yes, university.

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Narrative Causality, part deux

I’m sure I’ve seen an episode of Inspector Morse just like this.

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Is it me

Or does William Shakespeare look just like Bill Bailey?

(The dude on the left is Milton, by the way.)

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