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Person One: “And there was a couple in the pub last night. They were clearly in love–very touchy-feely. I think they were having an affair.”
Person Two: “You’re so cynical. Why can’t you hold hands if you’re in a serious relationship?”
Person One: “They were holding breasts, not hands.”
Person Two: “Well, maybe the woman wasn’t new, but her breasts were.”
Yep. I know some pretty fabulous people. Also, when I was on the train today, I saw two and a half life-sized giraffes made out of twigs.
I love how they refer to both Obama and Spiderman as historic figures. In the same sentence.
Also, how cool would it be to be written into a series you love? The prospect of me turning up in a Sandman comic is almost enough to make me want to run for office.
“Some of Shakespeare is shit.”
And yes, one of my professors said this today. After we watched a horror movie. Based on a book by Stephen King.
Hell yes, university.
(The dude on the left is Milton, by the way.)