It’s too early. The alarm my mobile phone decided to use was this trancey euro-pop crap, and it didn’t register with me. I assumed that it had to be part of my dream for the first few minutes, because no telephone of mine would have that crap on it.
But what I’m posting about is that Weird Tales rejected Conspiracy Theories.
WHY IS IT SO EARLY. I ONLY FELL ASLEEP FIVE HOURS AGO. LIFE CANNOT EXIST AFTER FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP.