I’m a magnet for ridiculous pick up lines. I’ve had people ask me where I got my ‘material’, and I’ve had drive-by serenades.
They’re fun and all, but what I really want is for a nerdy guy to say something like this to me.
I would also like said guy to be a cross between Adrien Brody and Damien Lewis, and to have ungodly amounts of money. Is that really so much to ask?