Wicked awesome

I’m a magnet for ridiculous pick up lines. I’ve had people ask me where I got my ‘material’, and I’ve had drive-by serenades. 

They’re fun and all, but what I really want is for a nerdy guy to say something like this to me.

I would also like said guy to be a cross between Adrien Brody and Damien Lewis, and to have ungodly amounts of money. Is that really so much to ask?

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