Person One: “And there was a couple in the pub last night. They were clearly in love–very touchy-feely. I think they were having an affair.”
Person Two: “You’re so cynical. Why can’t you hold hands if you’re in a serious relationship?”
Person One: “They were holding breasts, not hands.”
Person Two: “Well, maybe the woman wasn’t new, but her breasts were.”
Yep. I know some pretty fabulous people. Also, when I was on the train today, I saw two and a half life-sized giraffes made out of twigs.