This is an actual conversation between people I know

Person One: “And there was a couple in the pub last night. They were clearly in love–very touchy-feely. I think they were having an affair.”

Person Two: “You’re so cynical. Why can’t you hold hands if you’re in a serious relationship?”

Person One: “They were holding breasts, not hands.”

Person Two: “Well, maybe the woman wasn’t new, but her breasts were.”

 

Yep. I know some pretty fabulous people. Also, when I was on the train today, I saw two and a half life-sized giraffes made out of twigs.

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