And when the sun shines, it’s unfathomably bright so that you get third-degree burns and end up looking like a leather handbag at thirty-five.
…that doesn’t really work as a positive spin on the old saying, does it?
Well, whatever. BIG NEWS! Yes, it requires caps. I’ve been sending out stories for what, a year and a half, two years now? And I’ve never had anything accepted.
I’ve just had two stories accepted in the space of three days.
The first one is Panzersloth, that Matthew and I wrote together last year. That’ll be turning up in Daikaijuzine this summer.
The second one… well, I’m not going to say anything yet, because the contract hasn’t been sent off. But that will be remedied soon, as I’m going to get that sorted out today, once I have access to a scanner and printer.
TWO SHORT STORY SALES. In three days time. After waiting two years. ARGH CAPSLOCK YAY.