We’re invading Britain, lol

Vulgata Magazine can has TSP submission.

Au revoir

Just sent The Small Print off to The Town Drunk.

And another new market

Just sent Prada off to Shock Totem.

New market jitters

After sending the recent short story to Beta 1 (hi Matthew), I’ve decided to give Clarkesworld a shot. There’s no way in hell it’s going to get accepted, because it’s Clarkesworld, but hey. It’s worth a shot. They get back to you in two weeks, and all. So by the time I get my rejection [...]

BANG

TSP is now winging its way to Fantasy Magazine.

SPLAT

That’s  me flinging a rediscovered short story, Conspiracy Theories, at Weird Tales.
I’m on a damned roll today.

I can’t be arsed to come up with a sound effect

But I did just send a completely revamped Indigenous Species off to Arkham Tales.

NYOW NYOW NYOW

That, my friends, is the sound of ‘Things I Discovered When I Went Time Travelling Last Year’ being sent to the EscapePod slush pile via my super-duper handy-dandy Transporter Ray.

Woosh

That is the sound of Prada & The Giant Sloth braving teh internetz to find its way to Pseudopod.

O hai, saddle

Just sent OCR off to Brutarian.